Log in

No account? Create an account

Eats scissors and stabs with paste.

Premises before conclusions or shut the fuck up.

Things that are fun to have:
Bosses who understand that you're really being a stealth bitch whenever you pull the dumb blonde/golly-gee Southern belle act on someone and, more importantly, think it's hilarious.

Also, holy shit. I'm just sayin', every time I go to a strip club I am blown away by what those women do. For tips. I especially love the "OMG LOOKIT!" way her friend is hopping up and down.

This entry was originally posted at Eatsscissors on Dreamwidth. Please comment there using OpenID.